The Laws of

To a lot of people tobacco smoke is offensive, I get that so I am very respectful with my smoking. Today I went to a local restaurant for lunch, sat down ordered and 3 women walked in and sat about 4 tables away from me. The stench of the perfume they were warring made my eyes water. I got up the owner look at me and with a finger point and a wave of my hands he knew my order was cancelled and why. That my friends is worse than cigarette smoke. Should be outlawed my opinion

Law Number N: If I'm getting on a plane, some *** has to cram in a few sticks of Wrigley's Doublemint as they're boarding, which gives me a head-splitting headache instantly.