Turn That Crap Down!!!

I was doing Quality Control at a G.M. out source and of course we had music playing. We had one guy complaining about the oldies being played.
Cream was playing and this guy asked who the band was and I said Cream.
He said what a stupid name for a band, I said to him "I guess they should have picked Butt Hole Surfers when they had the chance". Everyone broke up laughing and he told me to F off and walked away. Perfect!!