Let's talk about trucks

I'm a fleet mechanic for the state I live in, and for some reason Illinois state govt is in love with ford's. At least anyone with any purchase power. As the guy who has to patch them up I say STAY AWAY.
If you're not into dodges go with the Chevy.
If I had to go buy a Ford truck it better be pre 97.
And Toyota? Not even for free on a dare