Don't Do Drugs

I had a similar thing happen to me
Me and my cousin started drinking at a party
Not sure what happened, but i woke up the next day...in germany
needless to say, that is NOT where i started drinking


I had to read that twice, before I realized you were saying what is out there, instead of what you are using
Oh Heavens No! Yuck! I'd be Dead, Broke, and in Jail! All at once! No Thanks Man. And I thought You were my Gollum loving Pal. I know I got a wacked out sense of humor, but damn it Man, I ain't that Stupid!