Definition of insanity
I can't take credit for this, but it went something like:
WHAT TO COPY AND PASTE INTO THE SPECIAL MESSAGE WHEN BUYING MORE CAR PARTS:
Dear driver, You MUST place this box UNDER THE BUSHES on the NORTH side of the house. This is important because I cannot buy more car parts, and this box contains said products. If you do not place the container under the bushes on the NORTH side of the house, my wife will find the package and KILL ME. That will make you an ACCESSORY TO MURDER. So, in advance, you're welcome for not sending you to jail..... and thanks. P.S. The six-pack of beer you will find in the bushes is for you.
