Never, I repeat, NEVER have a flat in Stockton, CA! You will regret it. Crackheads come out of the woodwork offering to take our tire off your car, offering to take your tire to their "friend's shop" to fix it, begging for money, sizing you up, and generally just being cracked out. I'm just glad I don't give two ***** about illegally carrying my pistol in California. Reminded me of being on the streets back in Iraq.
And I thought Jacksonville was rough when I was a kid. Lemme guess, the "tire shop" is right over there, down that dark alley? Must be a "chain store" they tried to get me in a few times! How dumb do they think someone could be?
