Advice Needed: What to do with my '96 B3500?

Rule I live by... If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Take her advice. Especially if she demands it as you stated. My $.02
Totally agree! That's really the question - how to make her happy & what's the best way to dispose of the vehicle. Option 1 was never really an option (my dad used to "get rid of it" by keeping cars at friends houses - not doing that).

I'd love for a real Mopar guy to take it & put it back on the road. Otherwise, I'm pulling the drivetrain/accessories & scrapping it.

My dad had a 70's swb Tradesman that my brother still drives. My van could probably donate some parts for it.

Not sure the engine block can be saved, but I have another 5.9 block that's already been machined.

Maybe the way forward is becoming more clear.