Stop in for a cup of coffee

So if I pummel this thing with a frozen pork roast does that make me a bad person?

Figure I get my licks in before they weaponize and take over

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Giant has them here. Thinking they have a camera and someone monitors… Was waiting in line for Chinese food a few weeks ago and it came up right behind woman ahead of me in line that was turned towards the counter. Woman behind me was thinking same as me. She commented to her husband ‘look, it’s checking her out!’ LOL