Advice Needed: What to do with my '96 B3500?

We have one of those in the family, too - a 70's swb Tradesman with some custom-conversion touches. Never going to sell that bad boy. My dad made a bracket to put a B&M shifter right at the end of the driver's inboard armrest. When we were teenagers, he would haul either my brother's or my Challenger to the drag strip on the trailer, then unhook it & outrun both of us!

Saw a FB thing where Japanese turn swb Dodge vans into road racers. Started as motorcycle haulers, too. Maybe need to start a lwb class.