Anyone else sick of all the ads popping up all over this site lately?

Wow, when i gave up my old land line phone, for a cheap, bottom of the barrel, Consumer Cellular cell phone, all that i ever used it for is to get incoming phone calls, and make outgoing phone calls.
Have no idea at all about these airplane modes, and other things the phone can do for me.
I'm really technically challenged in my old age, with this modern technology.
I'll never figure it all out, and who knows how many more years that i have to live anyway.