The good, the bad and the WTF of Wallmart!

! I saw another coworker, but I didn't dare call her by the name I knew her by, she's not legal and I don't need to start anything. She was caught and scheduled for deportation a couple of years ago, but that never happened.


when we first met my wife had this "rogue" hairdo (back in the days that she was only a comic character)

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(internet image in case yall dont know what im talking about)


anyway, it was a little chilly so she was wearing her hoody as we got out of the car at a local grocer
as i got out, i saw my buddy tony, so i holler at him "hey, lil tony, whats up man"

he looks right at me, then looks at the wife and turns around and ignores us

i was like, well thats weird, but i didnt think too much of it


so we go inside, do our shopping, and who happens to come down the other end of the aisle?
thats right, lil tony

so i look him dead in the eye, he looks back, then looks at my wife, who now has her hoody off and he starts smirking

i said, whats so funny?

he said, with the hoody on, i thought she was a blonde
i know your wife has black hair so i figured she musta been your side chick, and i wanted no part of that