I hate global warming

We put in a vent free gas log fireplace about 6 years ago. Wife loves decorating the mantel at Christmas. I had always went to get 2 of 3 propane bottles filled once every week. So just a few days ago I told her, "This is the last year you will decorate that mantel for the holidays. I'm not buying propane for it this season and come springtime I'm tearing it out". Weather shows the high will be 34 one day this week. The new heat pump is much less to operate than the electric heat was. I can crank it up. The electric heat cost was the main reason for adding the propane supplement anyway.
As for the "Gobal warning" I believe the planet has warmed 2.7 degrees on average and I know we have had to adjust the clocks 27 seconds forward since the very first Earth Day in 1970 because this planet rotations have slowed down. I just can't believe us human beans are the cause of any of these things.