Last one to post in this thread wins!

My wife and I are struggling with a will. We have no children together.
Don't think when were gone it will matter to us, it's all about before were gone and I plan on giving everything I have to my kids before I'm gone. Trying to cheat the tax opressores of what I already paid taxes on is my goal before I'm dead and watching my kids enjoy what I leave them is more a blessing to me than when I'm 6 feet under and the only thing on my mind at that point is pushing up Daisies.