Last one to post in this thread wins!

My parents have helped my sister get back on her feet a few times, almost like the prodigal son, by giving her what amounts to a head start on her inheritance

So they got it written in thier will that I will get the same amount off the top, and then it will all get divided in half
My parents paid a **** ton into one of my sisters college run. They kicked down a little to offset that. Pretty sure I drank and smoked all of that.