Last one to post in this thread wins!

My parents have helped my sister get back on her feet a few times, almost like the prodigal son, by giving her what amounts to a head start on her inheritance

So they got it written in thier will that I will get the same amount off the top, and then it will all get divided in half
My parents left me nothing and I don't care I learned a lot from my dad and knowledge is worth more than gold.