Last one to post in this thread wins!

I think half the problem is you're used to living by yourself now you have the MIL and her zoo.
Too bad if one of the cats just happened to run away and then later the other one went out to find it's friend.
Did you bring up the retirement home to her. At least that would make her think this is where she should be.
Tough job my friend but if she's stressing you out then there's no other option. You have to look after yourself first
If you take the cat run away option drop them at the humane society. Living in rural manisnowba close to the city we get a lot of pet drop offs. I guess they’re hoping some farmer will take them in. But 99.9% of the time they’re just shot. Don’t make a rural person do your dirty work