Last one to post in this thread wins!

My sister had a cat and I'm sure it came right from hell.
He was a Persian and a beautiful cat.
The SOB would come and jump up on your lap and of course it would snuggle in and you start to pet it.
No more than a minute later he'd be trying to bite you and scratch you while hissing at you.
He was just nasty!!!
He didn't live long lol
MIL's cats jump on my lap at dinner time and scratch the hell out of my legs trying to get on the table to partake in my food. I swear another week of this if someone doesn't take them I'll kill them for sure. I don't bother them when they eat there expensive cat food and feel I deserve the same respect.
Just my 2 cents but really it is on a fine line around here.