Is there such a thing as a 5000 stall converter that is streetable ?

Come on Rusty... I figured you'd bust out the old favorite.

It's not the 70-80's anymore where driving with a high stall converter was comparable to stepping on a marshmellow.

God the dynamics of those things when street driving were horrible back then. Come a long way, tight on cruise converters that flash like a ****, best of both worlds now.
I used a bunch of j converters back in the day, no marshmallows there.