Parking lot herd mentality

None of my cars are nice enough to care about that but if I did I'd just carry 2-4 small orange traffic cones in my trunk and put them in the spots on each side of my car when I park.

If people are gonna be stupid (which they always are) you gotta be smart and figure out a way to beat their stupidity. I never understood herd mentality, usually when I see people doing nonsense for no reason except "everyone else is doing it", I run the other direction. I'm just barely old enough to have figured out the majority of random people I come across in day-to-day life have zero common (uncommon?) sense. I think that goes for pretty much everyone on this forum lol that's why we're here, we don't like to follow the crowd.
If you ever go to do bodywork on them, you'll care.