Long live Apollo 8!

I don't have any kids or family so I could consider going to the moon or Mars.
Them sumbishes had wives and kids and still went. THAT took some confidence, knowing you're going up in a glorified balloon designed by people that weren't riding in it themselves.

Sad to say, but that's probably going to be humanities' high point. It's amazing what your hatred of Russians can drive you to accomplish.