Crime and cost of living in your area.

IF you can't do it sober, ya need to do it half lit! or all lit! Crawdads. Sorta like shrimp, BUT not quit.
How do you tell Yankees ate a crawdad boil (without them opening their mouth?) You watch to see if they suck the head. Actually sucking out fat, not brains. Tasty.
I don't drink.

I don't eat shellfish.