David Vizard, Uncle Tony's garage, Unity motorsport. Mission impossible Dodge 302 Head porting

Sounds like some of the stuff we did in the 1970’s. Grind the heck out of stock rods with a carbide burr and sand them up with sanding rolls. Then off they went to the machine shop for new rod bolts, resizing, and balance job. Man I’m glad I Dont have that stuff to do anymore. Making junk out of junk.

Putting lipstick on a pig.
Turd buffing.
Stepping over donuts to pick up dog turds.

Lots of ways to call it what it is.