Rallye Wheels - Help Needed

Ugh, it's crappy rain and cold.
I wasn't planning on replacing studs and nuts and all, but stuff happens.

My soldering gun gets darn hot, but the map gas is more better hot.

Nice that the centers bolt on the back, except when it's not.

I sprayed soapy water on that tire, it doesn't leak at all through all the cracks and the massive fault line in the sidewall, it only leaks the entire length of the bead.

It will take air, if it's 100psi, off the ground, and you shove your foot into the larger crimped end of the giant flat spot.

Holds air for a few minutes top.

Thank you for all the great, disheartening info, ha!
I'll be back at it soon and will follow up.

Meanwhile, some video candy: