"Mopar 10 commandments"

Some feller was quoting me out of "the Mopar Bible" so I figure there must be a Mopar 10 commandments and if not we could try and come up with some. Ill start...if this takes off we can organize the 10 best and hail them as gospel...just list anything you feel is car guy "blasphemy" when it comes to Mopar cars trucks etc.

1. Thou shalt not paint thyne inner fender wells black ( that's Chevy guy nonsense) :)
2. Thou shalt not run Lakewood slapper bars( you have a pinion snubbber more Chevy nonsense...)

ok someone elses' turn.