"Mopar 10 commandments"

Thou shalt not ditch thine Torsion Bars for coilovers, for Torsion Bars are perfect and it is thy headers that suck.
Thou shall NOT convert your superior torsion bar suspension for that of an inferior Ford Pinto based system.

Ha ha, I was going to mention the torsion bars too, but so many guys like to get rid of them. The part about "it is thy headers that suck" and "for that of an inferior Ford Pinto based system" are both perfect, and very true. I motion we combine them:

Thou shalt not ditch thine Torsion Bars in favor of an inferior Ford Pinto based coil over system, for Torsion Bars are perfect and it is thy headers that suck.