Ha ha, I was going to mention the torsion bars too, but so many guys like to get rid of them. The part about "it is thy headers that suck" and "for that of an inferior Ford Pinto based system" are both perfect, and very true. I motion we combine them:
Thou shalt not ditch thine Torsion Bars in favor of an inferior Ford Pinto based coil over system, for Torsion Bars are perfect and it is thy headers that suck.