"Mopar 10 commandments"

Maybe there's 20? :lol:

Remember the seventh day and keep it holy because it is the Sabbath and belongs to God, and remember the sixth day, because it is race day and belongs to Mopar.

1. Thou shalt not paint thy inner fender wells black ( that's Chevy guy nonsense) :)
2. Thou shalt not run Lakewood slapper bars( you have a pinion snubbber more Chevy nonsense...)
3. Thou shall not call your Sure Grip a posi trac.
4. Thou shall not get too upset when someone. calls your beautiful Dart, Duster a Nova.
5. Thou shall not call a Six Pack a Tri Power
6. Thou shalt not mount a cowl induction hood unto your Mopar, lest thou hast a 70 Roadrunner
7. Thou shalt not ditch thine Torsion Bars for coil-overs, for Torsion Bars are perfect and it is thy headers that suckr.
8. Thou shalt not LS swap your Mopar.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Chevy, for you have a Mopar
10. Thou shalt not replace a big block with a small block.


And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
On the seventh day God created the HEMI and all other creations trembled and bow down before it.
And God said, "EXCELLENT!"