"Mopar 10 commandments"

Thou shalt not forget thy spare ballast resistor!
I lol'd. Good one!
Thou shalt learn to weld and fabricate as thine aftermarket parts rarely fit.

Thou shall not wish for upgrade parts on thine Mopar like thine friend's Chevy as they can do more with less.
Aftermarket parts rarely fit, no matter what brand you have.
It's just that Mopar factory parts are better than most aftermarket parts, the same isn't true for the blowtie boys.