"Mopar 10 commandments"

Thou shalt not paint any more Mopars Lime Green or Plum Crazy, for they have taken over the land. Unless of course God hath bestowed upon them these colors at birth.

Thou shalt not quote a price over $50 for the rear window of an early A body Barracuda, for they are not worthy of a price higher than that.

Thou shall not use the term “tribute” to describe any Mopar that it is not. It is akin to calling your sister Bob.

Thou shalt not take the name of a 383 in vain, for it is a displacement, and not a stroker.

Thou shall not use air shocks on your Mopar, for they do not help. Use-eth the proper springs, and that goes for shackles too-eth!