"Mopar 10 commandments"

Covet not thy neighbors' Camaros and Mustangs, for those have been created for the children and the weak of heart; be true unto the Mopars I have blest thee with and remain an inspiration unto all others.

Worship not the false idols of electric vehicles and hybrids, for they are the scourge of the land and shall lead thee down the path of destruction. Be true unto thineself and drink of the nectar of the premium pumps.