Last one to post in this thread wins!

Have a hard enough time looking around for my coffee cup and not finding a tool is even worse.
The best or worst depending on which side your on is. I’m standing in the shop madder than a hornet, swearing a blue streak, stomping around and the wife comes in and says “what the hell” I tell her I can’t find the what ever it is. She looks at work bench picks up what I was looking for and says this one smiles and leaves. The I pour a shot sit and laugh at myself.