Last one to post in this thread wins!

Agreed lots of asshole drivers out there. But I believe the worse thing out there strikes even the best drivers
COMPLACENCY to many miles, to used to doing the same things over and over again
Happens in all trades. Guy’s falling off scaffolding because there should have been a plank there. Enough said
Or the infamous "Oh it'll be fine trust me". OOOPS!!!!
And the best one... "I'm an expert"
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