Stop in for a cup of coffee

I have a co-worker who low balls everything, says "if I can't steal it I don't want it". All that's fine and dandy but not respecting "price is firm" in an ad is annoying. Wife just got a text from the potential buyer, Saturday between 1 and 2, not holding my breath.
I usually ask more than I want. Occasionally I actually get it. Lol