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Dang, I got screwed...only a ham sammich
Hey, Brother, You're Blessed to eat! We had to roll up to the coin laundry we got to do it every couple day, so the Gal's work uniforms are straight. I was starving and she got paid, cost us 15 bucks for 12 freaking wings, they were in there about a minute too long they didn't drain the grease right and they were so damn hot the old lady could only eat two of them. Kinda sucked, I'm in for the ham, can you email me one?