A quick word on colonoscopies.............

Hopefully everything goes well but if they mention having to send you for a barium enema run like hell the other way. The one time I had one the lady Dr came in followed by about 12 students and there I was butt naked in a fetal position. When I finally caught my breath after they rammed that thing in me and blew it up I told the Dr that it confirmed one thing. She stopped and asked me what and told her there was not a remote possibility I would turn gay. The girls almost got on the floor