To my friends with hispanic wives

YY1 said
I know enough Spanish to ask for another beer and the bathroom (technically the men's room- you gotta be careful with some things in that language).

Phrased as a joke and spoken in Spanish, that usually goes over pretty well with them.

Funny, I same almost the same thing.

I know enough Spanish to order a beer, ask for the bathroom, get myself thrown in jail, but I can never remember the word to ask for a lawyer.