Diff Housing Narrowing In SoCal

I'm not bein a smartass here , but if you cannot find someone in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA to narrow a rear end, you might need some special ed classes.
Well, you are being a smart ***. I asked for some suggestions and most who answered gave me some great recommendations and one chose to make a very stupid comment. You can google all the rear end buzzwords you can think up and none of the shops mentioned here show up. People who have used these businesses can very quickly pass on that info to anyone asking for suggestions. Works by far better than Google and comes with their experiences, good or bad, to help weed out the places to stay away from. As far as special ed is concerned, I consider the education I get from this forum to be special. It’s just that some of the “teachers” suck!