This Yard Sign Takes The Cake

I had just got home from work and witnesses knocked at the door. This guy was determined to spread the word and I told him politely I wasn't interested several times. So I tried to close the door and he stuck his foot in the way.
Just so happened I hadn't taken my steel toes off yet and nailed him right in the kneecap. I thought I heard him swear...nah couldn't be but he left limping