Someone's stirring up the Bees Nest about "you" doing the work at Self-checkouts

My favorite thing to do is go to Lowes to get my building supplies, and put everything on my cart. Then when I go to check out, if there are no checkout people there, I ask why not. Then when they tell me that they don't have the help, I say "well you better find some to put all this stuff back on the shelves, and leave it and walk out! Then I go to Home Depot.