Bob and Jim had been friends for years and always went away on holiday together.
Bob asked Jim "where do want to go this year?" Jim said "I would like to go North, what about you Bob?"
Bob said "I would like to go south this year"
So they both agreed to go their separate ways and then tell the other one what they experienced.
So when they got back Jim said as you know I went north and found this gorgeous lake with mountains in the background. I went swimming and fishing and had a nice relaxing time. Where did you get to Bob?
Bob said " as you know I went south and I was walking down this hwy and came across some railroad tracks so decided to follow them.
I got a mile off the hwy and I found a woman tied to the tracks.
Jim asked "what did you do"?
Bob said I untied her and then had the best sex I had ever had with a woman.
Jim asked what did she look like?
Bob said "I don't know I never did find he head"
