Someone's stirring up the Bees Nest about "you" doing the work at Self-checkouts

Yep, we have the same issue here.
A chip in your hand? Sure, why not, it's more convenient than having to carry a phone!! Lol!
And a clue? You don't need at have a clue when you have SIRI !!! Lol
Siri isn't that that robot hooker that takes pictures of your daughter and wife when they're running around the house naked and he's dropped on you electronically and sends it up to the Puppet Master somewhere?