Need help. I seriously need professional help.

Are you a professional? I want to see the certificate. I just like to sit here and not listen to good advice and start another thread exactly the same!
Actually I have benn certified . By 3 medical professionals, and get a check ever month from the american tax payers. Thank you very much :thumbsup:
Now my certificate states in laymens terms ,crazy not responsible for my actions.
Question is how many people have one that says they are normal?