Need help. I seriously need professional help.

halfafish said
If you want it to rotate correctly, take a tip from Cal Worthington, just stand upon your head till your ears are turning red! (goseecal, goseecal, goseecal!)

I love it !
I haven't heard ol'Cal's name in ages.

He also use to say: I will eat a bug to sell you a car. And many others.
Thanks