Help me come up with a name for my new 69 Barracuda Drag Car

Dam man that sucks.
Yes it does, surprised you ain't read about me bitchn' bout it! Covid last june, no biggie, but morphed into double pneumonia, thanks to 2 hospitals Refusing me antibiotics, and saying " it's viral, it'll go away in a week or so" AFTER I tole em I have been coughing up green **** for 2 months! 3rd hospital gave me 24 to 48 hours to live.... totally a goat screw. Still taking it.