Stop in for a cup of coffee

Some humor to brighten up all y’all’s morning since so many on here are Vets. Jodi has to go on a road trip for work so yesterday I was getting some new shoes on her rig. The tire tech sees USMC decal in back window, he proceeds to come over to me with his puffed up maybe 18 year old self. He promptly tells me he was going to be a Marine but the recruiter hated him so he went Navy SEAL instead. Cold rainy day, my filter was not in place, I quipped what is a Navy SEAL like you doing at the tire shop? He explained he was getting ready to become one guaranteed. I ask how so, You do not look like you are in the military? He explains he will leave for boot camp in a few months where he will then become a SEAL. He further explains it was that or Sniper as he was going into the “Spec Ops” regardless as the recruiter signed him up for that. Thought to myself, heck I joined up because they said they would feed me!