NEW DODGE HORNET

Stellantis is so out of touch they don't even know whose heritage they're whoring anymore. Eventually they'll get so confused we'll probably have names like the Matadoba, Javelizon, and Gremni. How about a new SUV called the Rambassador? How about we drag Eagle into this and build an SRT-flavored luxury car called the Premeerkat?

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