SUV hits tire off pickup

Amazing how many times on "Just Rolled In", the customer declines all repairs on their rolling death trap.
No lie. I had a dude come in with a **** brake pedal, no fluid, so I topped it off & did a quick walk around. I could see fluid on the Dr. Rr. backing plate, so I threw a jack under the pinch weld & got it up, yanked the wheel & drum. Wheel cyl. hemmorage of course, (common on this GM model), so I got Him a quick(&reasonable) quote. "HOW MUCH!?, NOPE, PUT IT BACK TOGETHER!!"
I did so & He asked how much He owed, I quickly said "We're good". He backed up & left, & soon as He was out of sight I turned to everbody in the shop & said "that Dude was never F'n here, got it?"