Oil Pan leaking, one side only!!!

According to my precise calculations in my personal thoughts which I highly value I would say it's a lack of constipation on the part of the passenger side oil pan gasket. This is what silicone sealer was invented for. Another thing is are your bolts too long on that side where the pan is leaking?
No sir, all the bolts are pan bolts.

The pan gasket is Felpro with RTV smeared on it for good measure!!