When asking me to accept your advice because you are an athlete, remember if I needed advice from someone who chases balls, I would ask my dog.
Isn’t it ironic that the generation that used to make prank phone calls is now terrorized by robo calls all day?
A police officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed annoyed when I said Kindergarten
Phil Collins records music in his stu…stu…studio.
No, I can’t do Snapchat, Facebook,Tiktok or twerk, But I can read and write in cursive, do math without a calculator, drive a stick, and tell time on a clock with hands.
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories.
