Marriage is :

You know why the men's room is on the left??

Because women are always right!!

It's fun to joke about marriage. Us guys always will, but when it comes down to it, we need them.

We hit 25 years in July. Third time for both of us. Mine is a Saint for sure. She doesn't "like" all the time I spend working (41 nights in a hotel so far this year), but she understands it brings me joy and puts food on the table so she rarely nags. Hopefully she'll keep me around another 25!!