Fake or Real…

In that case-

Real.

I don't even like to look at fake ones.

I'll literally turn the page/scroll past.
One of the doctors I see is a real "sharp" dresser if you know what I mean. She's actually a good lookin woman. She's single, wears tight fittin clothes, high heels, the whole bit. She's had "work done" on top. They look mighty fine, too. A friend who also used to go to her.....he's not with us anymore.....once said to me, "you know they're fake, right?" I said "What? They sure as hell ain't imagination!" He almost fell out.